Oh well. There's always next year. In the meantime, here's a clip of the real life of the party. His name is Duke. #TheGrammys https://t.co/Cpu7nsFDVg
Hey I love y'all. But I can't keep coming out to stage door when you scream in my face and don't listen. So I'm done hope to see y'all later
Wait. This really happened?! Like for real?!?! Well I can’t begin to describe how incredible it has been to work on this song and video. So I will simply say: Thank you taylorswift for… instagram.com/p/BwtLWvUhA7o/…..
Ah shit did I miss 4/20? Well... Happy Earth Day then! 🌿🌎 https://t.co/WmW3J0vO9x
Don’t overthink it.
Hello all you gorgeous souls, let’s get out there and spread some love! ✌🏼❤️🙌🏼
Farewell, old house. https://t.co/g4bxmW3pQF
I propose that anytime the name "Trump" is introduced into conversation, it should be followed by at least 10 seconds of laughter. Yes?
Got called a "faggot" by some sweet bros while skating in Venice today. Was it what I was wearing? Or the dick in my mouth?
. @realDonaldTrump What in the actual fuck is wrong with you and your "team" of "experts"? Asking for a friend...
I'm overwhelmed by all the birthday love I've been getting today. Thank you all so much. I feel like the luckiest guy alive. ❤🤘🏼
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🥃🐶🎁 https://t.co/PSvENPVGTf
Watched #Moana two days in a row. Cried both times. Yup.
I took a pic of Tony taking a pic of Dan taking a pic of Kenny taking a pic of Zack taking a pic of a plane. https://t.co/5p7bHGJ0Eo
I’m usually paid in beer twitter.com/_juliawebb/sta…..
I'm the worst https://t.co/U0zLmwp1te
What an unbelievable tour this has been. Thanks to everyone who made it out and partied with us. I appreciate you so fucking much. 🤘🏼❤️
. @KellyannePolls I hope your legs fell the fuck asleep. https://t.co/VdNEyYML43
It disgusts me the shit "fans" will say about the people I love most. If you're one of them, just know I think you're shit. Get fucked.
Happy Earth day, you beautifuls! #imafatfuckingpig https://t.co/jZVUXA25j0
Thanks to everyone who's coming to @KinkyBootsBway but just a reminder: Please don't leave while we're taking our bows. It just sucks.
Btw, there is no answer. I've sung "Sins" both ways. Doesn't matter. Trust me, it's all right. 👍🏻
. @halsey Hahaha I can't. That's some Berenstein/Berenstain shit right there.
Gotta temp of 103. No voice. Still gonna have fun on stage tonight. Fuck a cancellation. Let's do this, Portland. 🤘🏼